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The Gift

Monday, June 18, 2007

By Yana


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Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in

the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds?

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

gift

The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a wrapped gift box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran

out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Larry has been missing since Friday




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