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Taking A Woman To Bed

By Staff

Taking A Woman To Bed  

What is the  difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story.  

At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.    

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed.  

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.    

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!  

At 78 --What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you?  





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