LORRAINE'S TAKE:

TOKYO (Reuters Life!) - Who says eco-friendly can't be sexy? The makers of the shopping bag bra and the microwaveable "warm" bra have come up with a new way to be eco-friendly and enhance your cleavage -- the chopstick bra.

I couldn’t make this up if I wanted to, read on and worry…

The Shopping Bag Bra has a few extra plastic bags built into the cups, so it’s padding and support all in one. Have grocery tote, will travel.

The Microwave Bra…toss into the microwave, heat and wear. Built-in hours of upper body warmth negate the need for wool or God forbid – FUR.

Chopstick Bra …carry your personal eating utensils close to your heart and never worry about having to eat with your fingers.

All of these newly engineered brassieres supposedly have the extra “green” reason to exist, but doesn’t it just figure that not only do we women take care of our husbands and families, but now we have to take care of the planet too.

Stick me with my underwire…I’m done!

MARY'S DOUBLE TAKE:

Just my luck.

Why didn't they have these politically correct boob enhancers when I paid all the thousands of dollars and underwent potentially dangerous anesthesia and stuffed chemical bags of God knows what into my body?

This new bra is a brilliant idea. And perfect for someone like me. I'm always dropping food on myself. With these "hot pockets", my drippings would just dribble into the Double D cups.

If those Real Desperate Housewives of OC find out about this, they'll be clamoring for the latest and most stylish models. I have to make sure I get my order in first.