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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me


A headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me


Two aspirin-- for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me


Three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up



On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me


Four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Five Hot Flash fans!


4 blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me


Six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!--four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin---for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me


Seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!




On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Eleven chocolate bars, ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Twelve pints of gin, eleven chocolate bars, ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!



copyright 2006 Beverly Mahone



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