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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was upset!

‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me—a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!’

And the husband replied ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’

‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed, ‘but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!!

And the husband began—

‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night - the ones you wouldn’t eat because you‘re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas  the one that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.’

The husband took a quick breath and continued - ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,  

'Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



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