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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown -----Savannah--- night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Blueberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our life's. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment, I didn’t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model
1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn’t it! I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse walking bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people’s in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver’s side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what’s going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you’ve chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
P.S. Remember this motto...An armed society makes for a more civil society!estaticestatic


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      UK Girl wrote Oct 25, 2009
    • I always find it strange you can have a gun in the US – as we just have them for hunting & the rules are so stringent and the "other" guns belong to villains or the police. It still spooks me seeing armed police but this is in places of high security .

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      Mary Clark wrote Oct 25, 2009
    • Vicki....if you walked in my house you would find A LOT of guns.  My family does hunt but my husband loves’s his passion and hobby.  He reloads his own bullets too.
      I grew up with a father who loved guns as well.  My father taught me at an early age how NOT to bother his to respect them and the safety part of owning one.  My three sisters all own their own handguns...I’m the only one that doesn’t have my own.  But I’m going to get one.  I’ve taken two firearm safety courses in the past with our local police department just to be refreshed on safety..and the laws.  I think if you‘re going to own one you need to be educated first in owning one.  But it is in our constitution...the right to bear arms.  And it’s a right many many people take very seriously.  

      After Christmas I plan on taking a concealed weapons course to allow me to legally carry a gun.  Because of the increasing crime going on in our society I need to make sure I am prepared to defend myself if my life is threatened.  If only the criminals and the police have guns....and the average law abiding citizen has nothing..what are we to do? I hope that I’m never in the position to have use a gun on anyone.  I’m sure it is disturbing even if the person you are shooting is threatening your life...but I’m not willing to be left vulnerable.  But I thought this little story was funny!!happy

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      Janet Wooley wrote Oct 25, 2009
    • Sweet sweet revenge....worried

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