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Okay y'all I have blogged about my eccentric family so I guess I have to fess up as to what my children's description of me is for my elderly years (well I have already started but anyways)

They said I will be the elderly lady in Wally world, wearing a purple house dress with big ole pink flowers on it, my lips will be sporting either kill em dead red or orange blossom special lipstick. My hair will be Clairol color23 red( because of course I will refuse to be gray) and on my feet will be fuzzy pink houseslippers cuz I forgot to put my shoes on. I will be wearing a wide brimmed strawhat with a wild colored scarf attached.I will be going through wally world muttering to myself about life's unfair deals and calling inconsiderate people bastards(sorry bout this to my friends that don't cuss). I won't be able to find what I want and I will make a scene in which my poor ole put upon children will be called by the manager "y'all have to come get her shes in here again" and one of them poor ole things will have to come on down and drag my sorry self outta Wally World and be totally embarrassed. I will walk with dignity through them open doors and with adevilish smile look back at the manager and say" see y'all next week"

My daughter told this story this past weekend at a family gatheringand I about busted a gut. She look at me and said "thats my mama and thats our fate!"



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