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I shared this on FB yesterday, but it’s so cute, I have to share here too.
At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in South Dakotans plant gardens.
At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in South Dakota sunbathe.
At 50, Italian & Spanish cars won’t start. People in South Dakota drive with the windows down..
At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in South Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35, New York landlords ...finally turn up the heat. People in South Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20, People in Miami all die. South Dakotans close their windows.
At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico . People in South Dakota get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in South Dakota are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in South Dakota let their dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. South Dakotans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. People in South Dakota start saying...“Cold enough for ya,
At 50 below, hell freezes over. South Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.