Don’t You Just Hate That??

Yesterday, while browsing in the book store, I came across this cool book called “Don’t You Just Hate That“?  By Scott Cohen....very interesting things...I picked a bunch out that I think you will enjoy......they are feelings everyone has but never really thinks about:

DON‘T YOU JUST HATE THAT......

1.  When people do not take down their xmas decorations until March.

2.  The humiliation that comes from hundreds of cars slowing down so they can watch the cop give you the ticket.

3.   Students who study “in case” they have a pop quiz.

4.  The liquid at the top of Dannon yogurt.

5.  Slipping on ice with your hands in your pocket.

6.  That it is no longer acceptable for sailors to skip down the street whistling show tunes.

7.   The level of humiliation that “monkey in the middle” causes.

8.  The second to the last day of vacation.

9.  Hating yourself for resenting the old lady who takes forever to serve you at the donut shop.

10.  Listening to the repulsive sound of your voice as your friend plays back your message in front of you.

11.  Hating the fact that you always say “mauh” when kissing hello...

12.  The moment your realize “braving the hurricane” wasn’t a wise idea.

13.  When the person you are waving hello to does not see you waving, but then catches you awkwardly retracting the wave.

14.  Celebrity impersonators who do not give up the bit off stage.

15.  Sharing a long car ride with a dull aquaintance who doesn’t feel comfortable with silence.

16.  When you sign the back of your new credit card and it doesn’t look anything like your signature.

17.  The feeling you get when you clipped your nail to far...

18.  Recalling the tactless things you have said at a wake.

19.  Parents who refuse to believe negative things teachers say about their kids at conferences.

20.  When someone tries to pronounce croissant with a french accent.

21.  When your 6 year old daughter, 23 minutes into a flight to Australia asks “are we there yet‘?

22.  Disgusting feet in sandals.

23.  Applying postage so that you can mail payment for your speeding ticket.

24.  That it is 1027am and you are thinking where you are going to order lunch.

25.  When your nieces and nephews get to the age when they can distinquish a cheap gift from an expensive one.

26.  What you find in your glove box.....2 rusty AA batteries, a packet of taco bell hot sauce, a picture of your aunt and uncle playing Frisbee....while you are looking for your registration and the cop who stopped you is getting impatient.

27.  Restaurants with indistinctive figures on the door of the restrooms...Rooster...Chicken

28.  Nursery school is just another forum for bullies

29.  Not being able to forget someone you spent 3 minutes with 11 years ago....

30.  When paying for something at a store and they ask you your ZIP CODE.

31.  That thanks to mans pioneering spirit...Mt.Everst is littered with empty oxygen canisters.

Have a fun weekend!

Lisa xo