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There was a woman who went to the doctor and she explained that she had “silent” gas. She proceeded to tell him that in the beginning of the week she had went to lunch with a very good friend that she hadn’t seen in years. “Luckily“,she said “my gas was silent during our lunch.” Her friend, was quite classy and she would never survive the embarrasment had she heard her problem.  And then she continued, “I had a teacher parent conference in the middle of the week with my son’s teacher.” “I had to sit on one of those tiny chairs and the room was dead silent.” “The silent gas was a blessing because I could never face his teacher again were it not.”  And the stories continued as the doctor listened intently. She then asked the doctor,“Doctor,this has been going on for weeks,and each week the silent gas gets worse.” “What shall I do?”  “Well, the doctor stated, first thing we are going to do is get your hearing checked!!!”


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