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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’

I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go

Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’

The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw

Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can
bite my other eye.’

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he
takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three
grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get

‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks ‘I’ll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that
wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks
carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that
stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his
pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the
wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.

‘Not really,’  says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an
audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee
all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!’

MORAL?  ::  Don’t Mess with Old People!!


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