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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about
who was better on the computer. They had been going at it
for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT‘S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does the better job.’ So Satan and Jesus
sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed.
They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and
cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy
reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly
efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before
their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.. Satan stared
at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the
underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on,
and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching
frantically, screaming: ‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything
when
the power went out!’ Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
of his files from the past two hours of work.. Satan observed this and
became irate. ‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How
come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’
God just shrugged and said,  JESUS SAVES

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