Don't have an account? To participate in discussions consider signing up or signing in
facebook connect
Sign-up, its free! Close [x]

Benefits

  • okay Create lasting relationships with other like minded women.
  • okay Blogging, let your voice be heard!
  • okay Interact with other women through blogs,questions and groups.
  • okay Photo Album, upload your most recent vacation pictures.
  • okay Contests, Free weekly prize drawing.
  • okay Weekly Newsletter.

+5
Love it

Retirement Planning tips..- or if already retired, a sound investment for your remaining years.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now  be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have  $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000  worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00!!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Let people you care about know this... and tell them to start now!!!

I am passing this information on as a public service . . . there is no need to thank me.

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead  

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead  

Fourth worm in good clean soil -  Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -
What did you learn from this demonstration???  

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’
That pretty much ended the service

+5
Love it


  •  

Member Comments

About this author View Blog » 
author