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Children are so naturally funny in the things they say and do that it makes it twice as funny to me.

This is my granddaughter around 3 years ago As.... (((Duntuna dun))))) “Wonder Under Woman!”

I have some REAL classic funnies from the things my clients children or students have said and done, and I will be sharing them.

PLEASE share yours !!!!



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Notice the undies over the pajama bottoms,undies over the head, and bra over the pajama top. I have a video of her with her back to me and then she jumps around saying,“Wonder
      Under Woman!!!” It cracked me up!!!



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Ha Ha........... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeee... that is HILARIOUS Jesus‘girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      OMG.... I can’t quit laughing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know if this one can be beat !!!
      You trouble maker,,,,, still laughing!!!!!!!!!



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Still laughing !!!!!!!!!!!



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • This isn’t even CLOSE to being as funny as yours Jesus‘Girl, but one of my clients was in the car with her husband and her 4 or 5 yr old son. As they drove by a beautiful home,my client Sarah told her husband,“Let’s buy THIS home, and it has 3 bedrooms!”  Her son (a small genius child anyway)says,“YEA,and then Daddy could have his own room!”



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      Darla5 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • I have a guy who works with me told me about his wife and  2 year old daughter at the beach with their Grandmother...  

      The Grandmother looked down at the granddaugter and said I wish my skin looked like yours... DREAM ON is what came out this babes mouth.

      When my daughter was around 2 years old. We had some neighbors that I was not crazy about in the apartments where we lived. One day we were outside and the man  and his wife came up to Ashley and me and said, “We are going to Walmart, would you like to go with us ” Darling Ashley’s response was...“NO, my Mommy  says you are not a very nice man.“UHHHH... Can you say Mommy was 5 shades of red???



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      Bobbi Bacha wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Shopgirl1960, she is sooo adorable.. and creative.

      Jesus Girl thats sooo hillarious.

      Recently I was at Olive Garden with my oldest daughter and one of her friends came out of the restroom with her Im guessing 2 year old son. We said hi how are you and he said very excited in front of all waiting, really loudly, Im happy ... “I pointed my penis down and I peed in the water.”

      It was soooo funny we didnt want to laugh at him and we said you did thats really good, smiling.

      Then he went on to tell us how, really loudly...I wont elaborate it was soooo innocent and so funny.

      My oldest daughter, when at the grocery store always ask me to buy something at check out when she was five years old, I told her one day, Honey, we dont have the money for that, and she said, yes you do.. I said no I dont, she said, I see your checks, write a check you have lots of checks. Everyone was laughing in line.

      My youngest daughter used to have a problem with her s letters and r letters, and she spoke perfect sentences but sounded English.  She had a fear of Spiders, and would say.. Pider  Pider Pider.

      My son, we needed duck tape (joking) as he always told corny jokes and thought they were hillarious and would giggle over them for hours.  

      I love children so much.  What wonderful thoughts.  I miss my kids as kids sometimes.  I love them grown up, but loved them when they were little.. and miss and cherish those days.



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • OMG, Bobbi and Darla... those are so funny!

      Darla I bet you about died when your daughter was so honest! lol

      And Bobbi, the little boy pee pee story really cracked me up and I can just see you trying to stay serious! lol
      I think that’s part of what makes it so funny. lol

      How about this one.
      Some man told my daughter when she was about 4, that her mommy was really pretty. She replied,“She wears a lot of make-up.”  OMG,,,, I ABOUT DIED! But it’s hilarious today.

      The last funny thing my son said as a child of 9 was,“Mom,what’s wrong with the “shend shelds.” When I laughed at him he sort of got mad. Heeeeeeee heeeeeeeee



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      Merlot63 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • I love these funny stories! Here is one from me: we were sitting at the dinner table with my then 9, 6 an 3 year olds and told them they had another sibling on the way.  My oldest daughter burst out crying, and my 6 years old, without missing a beat, turned to my husband and asked “So, when did you guys do it?”



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      Bobbi Bacha wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Shopgirl so funny and merlot, kids pick up soooo much at an early age.



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      Desi~lu wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Here’s an embarrasing moment that thank God only happened in the presence of family.  My DH and I both like salami.  One night I went to tuck the kids into bed and came back to our bedroom, he was laying in bed with the salami hid under the covers.  The kids of course had to investigate all the commotion when I tried to get my husband to share.

      About a week later, my DH and I were playing around with each other and my nine year old innocently asks, “Are you guys playing hide the salami again.  LOL  There were other adult family members there at the time.  Many shades of red for me.  

      Needless to say, it has became a joke in the family now.



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      Desi~lu wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Here are a few more funnies that my children have said.

      My five year old daughter Kalyssa, got the hiccups one day when she was three.  She came up to me and announced she had the throw-ups

      Kalyssa has very curly hair.  One day she hit her head and came up to me crying.  She said, I bumped my curls.

      Drake, my nine year old was playing outside when he was 2 1/2 year old.  A cloud went in front of the sun, and he got upset with me and said “Hey turn the lights back on.”

      When Drake was three Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas, he responded “A Holy Day.”



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 27, 2008
    • Ha Ha Heee Ho Ho ... those were funny Merlot and Desi!!!!
      Actually HILARIOUS!!!! All of these funnies should go into
      some type of book. Who couldn’t NOT crack up~!!!!
      I will be reading everyone’s funnies a second,third,.... time, as they REALLy make me chuckle!

      And it is true Bobbi.. what they see and notice. Sort of
      SCARY and funny!!! Especially if your NOT exactly playing
      with salami, eh Desi'?

      I hope more stories come in, they are the absolute best!!!!



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      Merlot63 wrote Oct 30, 2008
    • I was just discussing an outfit with my 8 year old daughter when suddenly she says “it looks like something from the twentieth century“... I feel so old!



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      Shopgirl1960 wrote Oct 30, 2008
    • Ha Ha And only 8 years old!!! Just wait until she is in her teens. lol



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      Linni wrote Oct 30, 2008
    • OMGOSH! these are all so funny! i needed the laugh!

      when my son was about 4 years old, i went to wake him up for preschool, and as he went to move the covers, in a scared tone he says to me; ” momita.. my peter is growing! ”  

      i stood there and kept myself from laughing, and thank goodness i had heard the x husband talking about this kind of thing, and i said, well honey, its because you have too pee.. i turned from his room.. walked down the hall, went to my bedroom, closed the door, went into my bathroom, closed the door, got it the shower, and just laughed so hard! LOL



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