Dear ____,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.

Check those that apply...

_Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

_Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.

_The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!

_Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

_You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

_Your constant emailing shows me you have TOO much time on your hands!

_Your legs are skinnier than mine.

_You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.

_You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you.

_You have a hairy back.

_I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

_The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent loveliness that I fear is unbreakable.

_The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

_You still live with your parents.

_Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniform a little disconcerting.

_Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

_Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner.

_Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.

_Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip.

_I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time.

Sincerely,
_______

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