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I think we could have some fun with this.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with
that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write, “For Marijuana”
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go‘.
8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
‘Run For Your Lives! They‘re Loose!’
10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.’
Have a great day ladies!
Lisa
I just might have to try some of these today. Sounds pretty entertaining. LOL
*Lcm*
That would be hilarious Chinadoll. Could you imagine?
*Lcm*
I sure can, especially when I see them yawning more in the beginning. 
Lika, number 10 is priceless! Can I just let them and their father go??? LOL!
Inakika, I thought about using that one tonight at dinner! How well do you think I come out on the deal? LOL
Just kidding, I guess I will have to keep them around for a bit longer.
*Lcm*
Lisa, that’s hysterical! I’m totally in love with #4, “Do you want fries with that?“, but the decaf one is hilarious, too.
Namaste,
Suzann
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Oh, I forgot to add - Living in Texas, I don’t think #1 (pointing the hairdryer at people) would keep me alive for very long. Everyone and their dog carries a gun (except me and my cat).
In my bolder days I used to go into nightclubs carrying a clipboard and pen. I found you can pretty much get into anywhere with clipboard/pen, no questions asked.
Namaste,
Suzann
Suzann, I think I will give the clip board and pen a try
*Lcm*
I can’t do #10, I have only one son unless I count my husband which is highly possible.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
used to do this at my old job all the time!! lol
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Love em all, LOL, but, like Suzann, I might have to skip #1, since I too live in TX
mztracy, I bet you had a lot of fun with that one.
Chinadoll, you can give your husband a temporary pink slip.
*Lcm*
VERY funny. lol
Try this too. Each time you read your fortune out of a fortune cookie, add the words “IN BED” to it. We crack up!
Jenz, I will certainly try that.....hang on I got one last night. Let’s see how it comes out!
“The current year will bring you much happiness in bed” LOL
*Lcm*
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