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Yet again, the fabulous, much revered

Priceless Observations Department:

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 Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But Iwas not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain

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 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
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 Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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 By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

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 My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
-Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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 Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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 My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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 Money can’t buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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 Until I was thirteen,I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
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 I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
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 We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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 Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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 Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
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 By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal

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