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A woman went to her doctor........
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve some bad news.
You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into The
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting..‘Well daughter, we women
celebrate when things are good, and we Celebrate when things don’t go so well. In
this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer.
Let’s head to the club and have a martini.
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some
Of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
‘I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.’
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
hasty retreat.
After the friends left,20the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered,
‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??’
‘Because I don’t want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
after I’m gone.’
And THAT, my friends, is what is called,
‘Putting Your Affairs In Order.’
LOL!!!! This is something I would do..... not making light of anyones situation.
That is very funny honey ...
I have a friend who died last year of cancer – she had been a careful saver all her life she bequeathed all her money to the local cancer hospital and then ran up a huge credit card bill which landed just as she died – we all got amazing hampers of luxury food and scarves , perfume .
Years before in hard times the credit card company had hounded her over estranged hubbies debt – she had scrimped and saved and paid it off – they had never divorced and he appeared on her deathbed obviously looking for money .... so he was left with her posthumous debt !!!
Oh Vicki.... I want to laugh at your story....good one! I am glad that woman had the last laugh
Great!! I can see myself doing exactly what UKGirl’s friend did. Way to go friend!
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