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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I‘VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.

SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy..’                        

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink.

‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.’  

‘How much do you charge?’

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

Six months later the doctor  met  Me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

  

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

 ‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’      

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain’t nobody under there now ! ! ! ’

AVOID THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!



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