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Spanx Me!!!!!!!!

OK OK OK........I confess.........I wear Spanx..... ...........I know...I know....but hey...even stars wear them.......SKINNY STARS..............  

How did we get to this point???  You just can’t wear anything clingy without this wonderfully embarrassing under garment......it smooths, shapes........holds “everything” in.........before the turn of the century it was called a “girdle“.......God Forbid........as with everything else in my life though I have had my share of “Spanx” issues.....

Like the time I wore 2 pairs of Spanx to a wedding.........they were holding me in so tightly that I think it stopped the circulation in my head.....I actually got a really bad throbbing headache and got scared.........so I went to the bathroom......took them off.....and had to give them to my husband to put in his pocket because the damn thing would not fit into my evening bag......could my husband just indiscreetly put it in his pocket?  No..........my loving husband takes my Spanx...goes out on the dance floor and swings it over his head like a lariate.   I just love him.  If that wasn’t bad enough............he gets my sister...they each take a leg of my “under garment” and stretch it out and were stretching it out like a limbo stick and were asking people if they wanted to do the limbo. ...Ok, welcome to my life.

Did you ever notice that all of the fat gets pushed up when you put on these humiliating contraptions?  I actually do have a small waist and all of my hip “stuff” gets moved up to my waist!!! Even though my husband is aware of my horrifying slimming devices.....he will NEVER EVER see me in one......I won’t let him in the room when I am dressing and after an affair where I dared to wear one.....after he lets me in the car and is walking around to his side....I quickly take it off and hide it!!!!!!

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!



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      Inakika wrote Nov 25, 2008
    • I love Spanx! Especially the one that hooks to your bra, who would have ever thunk it?
      And you dared to wear 2! Brave, brave girl! My flab would have been around my ears if I had done that!
      Your husband sounds hilarious! LOL! Mine may have had to bum a ride home after that evening.  I’m just sayin‘.....:)



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