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Stone Cold Truth of Friendship

None of that ‘Sis‘-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those
sissy ‘friendship’ poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship. You WON‘T see cutesy little smiley faces here. Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you‘re scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me Just blog
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have. We are immune free here.
(CD's revision to make it applicable here)  

8. When you fall,
I’ll pick you up
and dust you off—
After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
‘Why?’ you may ask;
: because you are my FRIEND!  

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.

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