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Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve
decided to install Love. Can you guide me through
the process?

Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you
ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but
I think I’m ready, as long as you walk me through
the steps. Tell me now, what do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love while they
are running?

Tech Support: Er... what programs are running.
Can you list them for me?

Customer: Let,s see. I have a Past Hurt, Low
Self-esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right
now.

Tech Support: No problem. you can go right ahead.
Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt
other programs.  

Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem
with a module of its own called High Self-esteem.
However, you have to completely turn off Grudge
and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from
being properly installed. Tell me, can you
turn those off?

Customer: Umm... Let me see. Actually, I don’t know
how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Please help.

Tech Support: With pleasure. Its really quite
simple. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary
until Grudge and Resentment have been completely
erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Wow, Love has started
installing itself, is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You need to begin connecting
to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Ooops! I have an error message already.
It says, “Error-Program not run on external
components.” What should I do now?

Tech Support: Don,t worry relax. It means that
the Love program is set up to run on internal
Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
In Non-technical terms, it simply means you have
to Love yourself before you can love others.

Customer: So, what should i do?

Tech Support: Pull down self-acceptance, then
click on the following files: Forgive self,
Realize Your Worth and Acknowledge
Your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done. That wasn’t too difficult.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the
” My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite
any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also you need to delete Verbose
Self-criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! my heart is filling up with
new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and
Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while,
but eventually everything gets it at the proper time.
So Love is installed and running. One more thing
before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to pass
it and its various modules around to everyone you meet.
They will in turn share it with others and return
some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, Thank you so much. I am
grateful to you.

Tech Support: You are Welcome.



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