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Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!  

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!  

DANGEROUS
What’s for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you DO all day?  

SAFER
Can I help you with dinner?
You sure look good in brown!
Could we be overreacting?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
I hope you didn’t over-do it today.  

  

SAFEST
Where would you like to go for dinner?
WOW! Look at you!
Here’s my paycheck.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
I’ve always loved you in that robe!  

ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.  

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