MARY‘S TAKE:

So, the latest thing in beauty treatments for women are, and I'm not making this up, CARP EATING DEAD FEET AND HAND SKIN.

Yeah, you read it correctly.

Apparently, the new rage that some beauty salons are now offering is fish pedicures.

Customers are nervously admitting they are a little dubious as they emerge their dry scaly feet into the fish infested waters, where the fish feed on dead, flaking skin.

My only question is WHY?

Are we so bored with our lives, that the usual sandpaper-like thingy they use in salons is just last year's news that we are now using fish to do the work instead of the beauty technician?

Who do we tip?  The fish or the person?

Has PETA been notified?

How green is this procedure?  Doesn't it take vast amounts of oil dependency to transport these poor unsuspecting bottom feeders to the various salons?

What does Al Gore think?

I think as women we need to get over ourselves.

I mean, measures like Botox and Juvederm are understandable (especially since I partake in this)...but fish feeding flesh?

Now there's a new foot fetish.

LORRAINE‘S DOUBLE TAKE:

Yes, the pedicure parties complete with flesh-eating fish is hysterical.  Besides it looking like it would tickle, I do wonder about the humiliation factor.......let's say you put two pair of feet into the same fish bowl ... one pair of feet is flocked with fish......the other pair hardly attracts even a fist full of fish........what does that say about the feet with the most fish?  Hmmmm......I don't want to go there....

Anyway, who knew this aquatic vertebra fancied dead human flesh.... I am glad someone does besides flies and Jeffrey Dahmer.  This isn't such a bad gimmick...but I am sure that PETA will want to know that those fish are well taken care of when there are no feet around....who knows...they may have to unionize.

Since most of us don't know a carp from a skipjack, what happens when the sick prankster arrives and slips the fish bowl a "Mickey" or in this case a pariah......
Oopps.....there will be a lot more than just dead flesh missing after dunking those dogs.

Me....I will skip the flesh fest and sink my money where it counts......on my next handbag.

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