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The Midlife Gals love lists, as you know, so here are a few things that make me laugh (Gawd only knows what kind of list SalGal will come up with!):
What dogs do after you stick a spoonful of peanut butter in their mouths
The talking baby on the E-Trade commercials
A person whose car is so dusty/dirty that someone finger/wrote on their back windshield, "WASH ME, Dickhead!"
Our videos, especially our new one, "Doctor Visit...Uh Oh!
Queen Elizabeth doing anything
Carol Burnett
Absolutely Fabulous BBC television shows
The Big Lebowski...Jesus
Cats after they've cleaned their privates but still have that one back leg sticking straight up
Martinis
Those little photo booth pictures of people acting stupid
The REALLY bad singers on American Idol
Nuns in habits
Alec Baldwin
Irene Dunn in the thirties
The yung'uns dressed like hippies
Stoned midlifers
A Fish Called Wanda
A dog's first jump into the ocean surf..."ICK,YILK...this water is SALTY!"
White people dancing
Ellen Degeneres
So, what makes YOU laugh out loud?
KK
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THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
Wet cats
Arrogant people
Billy Crystal
Whoopie Goldberg
Rush Limbaugh
Upside down dogs
KK nekkid
My hair when it rains
All My Children
Dancing With The Stars
Drunk people throwing up
The Menu at I-Hop
When KK and I plan our videos we drink wine and laugh a lot. When we make our videos we laugh even more. Our BFF Pam (the daughter of a licensed beautician) makes me laugh all the time. Dayam!! As long as it's funny, life is good.
SalGal
What makes me laugh:
My boxer trying to catch her little nubbette tail
A dear friend that randomly says: Chaka Kahn
Two and a Half Men
Reminiscing with old friends and us not remembering what the other remembers
My daughter
Idiots
Old people
I may have to come back to this later...LOL
HAHAHA Vette, I have a friend who says that randomly too! Wierd!
1.My son’s imitation of an old creaky man. Hysterical!
2.JOKE:
(Anyone who may be dyslexic please don’t take offense- I almost fell off of my chair when I heard this one as it was totally random while I was at work.)
2 dyslexic criminals walk into a bank w/ guns to rob the place.
“Air in the hands! This is a F*** UP!”
ok, ok that was lame. Jokes of many kinds make me laugh. lol
3. The sound of a baby laughing/giggling
4. Living well & happy then running into someone from my ex’s ‘drama clan’ & they just look at us with this “HUH?” look on their faces. Very fuuny.
5. The guy at Starbucks CRACKS me up every time I run into him.
6. My neighbor/friend’s little 3 yr old’s stories are soooo funny.
7. One of my best friends, Emmalee doing the “La Grande Dance.” hahahahahaha
8. Last but not least, my friend Dean- funniest person I’ve ever met in life!
Oh! We LOVE these lists...keep em coming...and keep on yukking it up!
KK and Sal