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My wife and I  went to the  local  show  and one of the first  

            exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.  

            We went up to the first pen and there was a sign  

             attached that said,    




My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’  

            We walked to  the second pen which had a sign attached that said,  


            ‘THIS  BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’  

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOWThat's more than twice a week! .....You could learn a lot from him.'  

  We  walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,  

            In capital  letters,  


            ‘THIS  BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’  


My wife  was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,  

            ‘That’s once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

            I  looked at her and said,  

            ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the  

            same old cow.’  


My  condition has been upgraded from critical  

 To stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.



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