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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in  their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.  The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the
front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.    

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.  

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled  on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.  

He quickly headed up the stairs stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.  He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.  He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.   Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.  

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.  He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”  

She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?” “Yes,” was his incredulous reply............

*She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.” *

Ain’t that the truth?!
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    • 0 votes vote up vote up

      Sarena wrote Sep 8, 2008
    • hahaha...thanks for the laugh. Isn’t this the truth.  I sometimes need to remind my 17 and 20 year old that I don’t just sit home and watch soap opera’s while eating bom bom’s when I get home from work.

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      Cheryl Phillips wrote Sep 8, 2008
    • THIS is outstanding......I’m a single Mom and I’ve been home for a year now post accident. I LOVE being at home but there is not too much down time even when the kids are in school. Always plenty to do. Even when I was barely walking after surgery I was busy. So many people say “You‘re lucky, you‘re home and can do nothing“. Their idea of nothing is something I’ve never known in the past almost 24 years of raising children.

      I loved this post!!

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