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I just HAD to post this...... I just love it!

                  MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

     ◦ If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will

       call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

     ◦ If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will  

       afectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,  

       Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

     ◦ When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each

       throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None  

       of them will have anything smaller and none will  

       actually admit they want change back.

     ◦ When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket

       calculators.

MONEY

     ◦ A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

     ◦ A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t  

       need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

     ◦ A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and

       toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap,  

       shampoo and a towel...

     ◦ The average number of items in the typical woman’s

       bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify  

       more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

     ◦ A woman has the last word in any argument.

     ◦ Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a

       new argument.

FUTURE

     ◦ A woman worries about the future until she gets a

       husband.

     ◦ A man never worries about the future until he gets a

       wife.

SUCCESS

     ◦ A successful man is one who makes more money than his

       wife can spend.

     ◦ A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

     ◦ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but  

       he doesn’t.

     ◦ A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t  

       change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

     ◦ A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the  

       plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  

       book, and get the mail.

     ◦ A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

     ◦ Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

     ◦ Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

     ◦ Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.  

       She knows about dentist appointments and romances,  

       best friends,favorite foods, secret fears and hopes  

       and dreams.

     ◦ A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in

       the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

     A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s  

     no use in two people remembering the same thing!



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