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  • 100 Terms...

    7 posts, 7 voices, 567 views, started Jan 23, 2009

    Posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 by Feathermaye


    • Carnelian

      100 Terms for Male Masturbation

      There are actually over 1,000 on [Link Removed] but I've included the first 100 here. Some of these are hysterical!!!

      A little five on one

      Abuse the fuse

      Adjust your set

      Anger the cobra

      Anger the pickle

      Answer the bone-a-phone

      Appease the cheese

      Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ

      Asexual reproduction



      Ax the timber

      Badger the witness

      Bag that ass up

      Bait the mast

      Bake cream cakes

      Bake the cheese

      Banana squeezing

      Bang yourself

      Bank off shoot goo

      Bash the bishop

      Baste the turkey

      Battle the Cyclops

      Be a loner

      Beat it

      Beat off

      Beat Pedro

      Beat the banger

      Beat the beef

      Beat the bishop

      Beat the bologna

      Beat the hog

      Beat the meat

      Beat the monkey

      Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)

      Beat the one eye snake

      Beat the one eyed monster

      Beat the rat

      Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker

      Beat the shit

      Beat the stepchild

      Beat the stick

      Beat the weasel

      Beat up shorty

      Beat your cock

      Beat your gorilla

      Beat your pud

      Beat your skin

      Beatin’ the baby batter

      Beef the jerky


      Ben your Franklin

      Bend the banana

      Bitch-slapping your stomper

      Blind the one eyed monster

      Blow a wad

      Blow the ceiling

      Blow up

      Blow wad

      Blow your load

      Blow your nose

      Boff up

      Bollock milking

      Bop the boa

      Bop the bologna

      Bounce Tigger

      Bounce your balls

      Box Oscar

      Box the clown

      Box the Jesuit

      Bringin’ ya milk

      Buff the bullet

      Buff the pickle

      Burp the baby

      Burp the frog

      Burp the worm

      Bust a Nut

      Busting the left nut instead of the right one

      Butter the corn

      Call the captain

      Caress your zesty zambonie

      Chafe the squirtgun

      Charm the python

      Charm the snake

      Checkin’ the Ol’ Dipstick



      Choke the bishop

      Choke the chicken

      Choke the Choir Boy

      Choke the chubby

      Choke the monkey

      Choke the one eyed snake

      Choke the Pope

      Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse

      Choke the unemployed


      Churn butter

      Churn seed

      Circle jerk

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