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  • A friend sent this joke to me and I will share it with you...

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    5 posts, 5 voices, 1434 views, started Dec 10, 2009

    Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009

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      THE LUCKY JOKE: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.

      This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.

      • * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
        An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
        account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
        because, she said, she had a lot of money.

      After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
      right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s
      office.

      The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
      “$165,000” . The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
      replied that she made bets.

      The president was surprised and asked, “What kind of bets?”

      The elderly woman replied, “Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.”

      The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
      impossible to win a bet like that.

      The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, “Would you like to take my bet?”

      “Certainly“, replied the president. “I bet you $25,000 that my
      testicles are not square.”

      “Done“, the elderly woman answered. “But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 o‘clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.”

      “No problem“, said the president of the Bank confidently.

      That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
      and spent a long time in front of the mirror exam ining his
      testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
      again and again until he was positive that no one could
      consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

      The next morning at exactly 10 o‘clock the elderly woman
      arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and
      acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
      president’s testicles were square.

      The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
      made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
      drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

      The president was happy to oblige.

      The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
      asked the president if she could touch them. “Of course“, said the president. “Given the amount of money involved, you
      should be 100% sure.”

      The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
      president n oticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
      the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
      and she replied, “Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o‘clock in the morning I would be holding the
      balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!”

      The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain
      would definitely be unlucky.

      Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.

      Even if all you do is make someone laugh, send it on!
      If you send this page to more than 5 people, you will have good luck for the next 5 years.

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