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  • AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

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    15 posts, 14 voices, 1562 views, started Oct 25, 2010

    Posted on Monday, October 25, 2010 by Yana Berlin




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      Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder.
      Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!  

      Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
      Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.  

      This is how it manifests:  

      I decide to water my garden.
      As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
      I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.  

      As I start toward the garage,
      I notice mail on the porch table that
      I brought up from the mail box earlier.  

      I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.  

      I lay my car keys on the table,
      Put the junk mail in the waste basket under the table,
      And notice that the basket is full.  

      So, I decide to put the bills back
      On the table and take out the rubbish first.  

      But then I think,
      Since I’m going to be near the mailbox
      When I take out the rubbish anyway,
      I may as well pay the bills first.  

      I take my cheque book off the table,
      And see that there is only one cheque left.  

      My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
      So I go inside the house to my desk where
      I find the can of Coke I’d been drinking.  

      I’m going to look for my cheques,
      But first I need to push the Coke aside
      So that I don’t accidentally knock it over..  

      The Coke is getting warm ,
      And I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold..  

      As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
      A vase of flowers on the counter
      Catches my eye—they need water.  

      I put the Coke on the counter and
      Discover my reading glasses that
      I’ve been searching for all morning.  

      I decide I better put them back on my desk,
      But first I’m going to water the flowers.  

      I set the glasses back down on the counter,
      Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
      Someone left it on the kitchen table.  

      I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
      I’ll be looking for the remote,
      But I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table,
      So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
      But first I’ll water the flowers.  

      I pour some water in the flowers,
      But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.  

      So, I set the remote back on the table,
      Get some towels and wipe up the spill.  

      Then, I head down the hall trying to
      Remember what I was planning to do.  

      At the end of the day:
      The car isn’t washed
      The bills aren’t paid
      There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
      The flowers don’t have enough water,
      There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
      I can’t find the remote,
      I can’t find my glasses,
      And I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
      Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
      I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all darn day,
      And I’m really tired.  

      I realize this is a serious problem,
      And I’ll try to get some help for it,
      But first I’ll check my e-mail...  

      Do me a favour.
      Forward this message to everyone you know,
      Because I don’t remember who the heck I’ve sent it to.  

      Don’t laugh—if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming

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