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  • Adult Riddles

    8 posts, 8 voices, 6333 views, started Mar 7, 2009

    Posted on Saturday, March 7, 2009 by Karyn Olson

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    • Pearl
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      Riddles

      Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
      A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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      Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
      A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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      Q What’s the height of conceit?
      A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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      Q. What’s the definition of macho?
      A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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      Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
      A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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      Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
      A. Because it’s worth it!
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      Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
      A. They both like a tight seal.
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      Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh‘and ‘aaaaaaah‘?
      A. About three inches.
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      Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink?
      A. The grip.
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      Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
      A. It’s not hard.
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      Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
      A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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      Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
      A: 45 pounds.
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      Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
      A: 45 minutes.
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      Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
      A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
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      Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
      A. The swallow.
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      Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
      A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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      Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
      A . They don’t have balls to scratch!
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      OH, don’t groan. You know darn well you these gave ya a chuckle
      Live well, laugh hard, & love deeply!!!



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