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  • Albert and Johnny

    5 posts, 5 voices, 913 views, started Jun 15, 2009

    Posted on Monday, June 15, 2009 by Tina Sickinger


    • Carnelian

      A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa and his poorly behaving 3 year old grandson at every turn. It’s obvious gramps has his hands full with the kid screaming for candy in the candy isle, cookies in the cookie isle, same for the fruit, cereal and soda.
      Meanwhile, gramps is working his way around saying in a controlled voice, “easy Albert, we won’t be long; easy boy“.
      Another outburst and she hears gramps calmly say “it’s ok Albert, just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here; hang in there“.
      At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items from the cart and gramps in a controlled voice is saying “Albert, relax Buddy, don’t get upset—we will be home in 5 minutes; stay cool!“.
      Very impressed, the woman goes up to gramps as he’s loading the kid and the groceries into the car and says “You know Sir, it’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. The whole time you kept your composure and not matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just kept calmly saying things would be o.k.. Albert is very lucky to have you for his grandpa“.
      “Thanks Lady“, said gramps, “but I’m Albert. This little bastard’s name is Johnny!”  estatic


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