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  • BENEFITS OF BEING FEMALE

    1 posts, 1 voices, 811 views, started Jan 5, 2009

    Posted on Monday, January 5, 2009 by Denise Richardson

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      BENEFITS OF BEING FEMALE...

      We got off the Titanic first.

      We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

      We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

      We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

      Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.

      We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

      We can cry and get off speeding fines.

      We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers ... Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

      Taxis stop for us.

      We’ve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

      We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
      —Author Unknown



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