Child Birth

A married  couple went to the hospital to have their  baby Delivered. Upon their  arrival, the doctor said that the  hospital was testing an amazing new  high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the  mother's labor  pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, Both said  they were very much in favor of  it.!  

 The doctor set the pain  transfer to 10 percent for starters,  explaining that even 10 percent was  probably more pain than the father had  ever experienced before. But as the labor  progressed, the husband felt fine and  asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up  a notch.  

The doctor then adjusted  the machine to 20 percent paintransfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's  blood pressure and was  amazed at how well he was  doing.

 At this point they decided to try for 50  percent.   The husband continued to  feel quite well.   Since the pain transfer was obviously  helping the wife considerably, the  husband encouraged the doctor to  transfer ALL the pain to him.    The wife delivered a  healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had  experienced none.   She  and her husband were  ecstatic.

When they got home they found the UPS  man dead on the  porch.