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  • Christmas carols for the disturbed

    2 posts, 2 voices, 737 views, started Mar 13, 2009

    Posted on Friday, March 13, 2009

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      Aquamarine
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      This is a joke, so please take it as a joke and not as something offensive, if you have one (or more) of the following...

      Christmas carols for the disturbed:

      • 1. Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear?
      • 2. Multiple Personality Disorder—- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
      • 3. Dementia—- I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
      • 4. Narcissistic—- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
      • 5. Manic—- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
      • 6. Paranoid—- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
      • 7. Borderline Personality Disorder—- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
      • 8. Personality Disorder—- You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
      • 9. Attention Deficit Disorder—- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


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