Christmas carols for the disturbed

This is a joke, so please take it as a joke and not as something offensive, if you have one (or more) of the following...

Christmas carols for the disturbed:

• 1. Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear?

• 2. Multiple Personality Disorder—- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

• 3. Dementia—- I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

• 4. Narcissistic—- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

• 5. Manic—- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

• 6. Paranoid—- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

• 7. Borderline Personality Disorder—- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

• 8. Personality Disorder—- You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

• 9. Attention Deficit Disorder—- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?