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    4 posts, 4 voices, 686 views, started Mar 8, 2010

    Posted on Monday, March 8, 2010 by Wookiemom09




    • Garnett
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      Father O‘Malley rose from his bed.  It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish.  He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

      He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

      The conversation went like this: “Good morning.  This is Speaker Pelosi.  How might I help you?”

      “And the best of the day te yerself.  This is Father O‘Malley at St.Brigid’s.  There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter?”

      Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, “Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!”  There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

      Father O‘Malley then replied: “Aye, that’s certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin.”  

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