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  • EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH

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    9 posts, 9 voices, 1142 views, started Dec 16, 2009

    Posted on Wednesday, December 16, 2009 by Mztracy

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    • Turquoise
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      From an email:

      • There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:*
        1. He called everyone brother

      2. He liked Gospel

      3. He didn’t get a fair trial

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:  

      1. He went into His Father’s business

      2. He lived at home until he was 33

      3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:  

      1. He talked with His hands

      2. He had wine with His meals

      3. He used olive oil

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:  

      1. He never cut His hair

      2. He walked around barefoot all the time

      3. He started a new religion

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:  

      1. He was at peace with nature

      2. He ate a lot of fish

      3. He talked about the Great Spirit

      But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

      1. He never got married.

      2. He was always telling stories.

      3. He loved green pastures.

      But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:  

      1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

      2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

      3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

      Can I get an AMEN!!

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