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  • Funny Age Quotes

    2 posts, 2 voices, 1826 views, started Apr 1, 2009

    Posted on Wednesday, April 1, 2009


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      As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
      Sir Norman Wisdom  

      I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
      Bob Hope  

      When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
      Gracie Allen  

      There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
      Patrick Moore  

      The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
      Lucille Ball  

      Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
      Don Marquis  

      When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
      George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979)  

      Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too too late.
      Mike Tyson  

      You know you‘re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
      John Mendoza  

      As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t.
      Carrie Fisher  

      As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
      Robert Quillen  

      People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body.
      Geoffrey Parfitt  

      I’m back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign ‘The Mummy Returns‘.
      Margaret Thatcher (on campaigning for Conservative William Hague, May 2001)  

      When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
      George Burns  

      A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas‘.
      Claude D. Pepper


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