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  • He Said....She Said...

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    4 posts, 4 voices, 583 views, started Dec 7, 2009

    Posted on Monday, December 7, 2009 by Yana Berlin

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      He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
      I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

      He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
      I said . That’s a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

      He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
      I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

      He said to me. ..... Why don’t women blink during sex?
      I said to him .. . They don’t have time

      He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
      I said to him .. . I don’t know; it has never happened.  

      He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
      I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

      He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
      I said. . . A widow.

      He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
      I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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