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  • He said to me.....

    8 posts, 8 voices, 1131 views, started Dec 23, 2010

    Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010

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      He Said To Me!  

      He said to me . ... . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
      I said to him .... . . You wear pants don’t you?  

      He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
      I said .. That’s a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart  

      He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
      I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!  

      He said to me. ..... Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
      I said to him ... . They don’t have time.  

      He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
      I said to him .. .. I don’t know; it has never happened.  

      He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
      I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.  

      He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
      I said. . .. A widow.  

      He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
      I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
      Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.



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