How to be a gracious BITCH!

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement - not even her parent’s nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the
best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her
mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she
refused. ‘‘Absolutely not! I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and  I’m wearing it,‘’ she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘‘Never mind sweetheart.
I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your
special day.‘’

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress
for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘‘Aren’t you going
to return the other dress? You really don’t
have another occasion  where you could  wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘‘Of course I do, dear......I’m wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before
the wedding.‘’

(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN‘T ENJOY
THIS STORY?)

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!