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  • How To Tell If YOU Need To Pray At Work

    7 posts, 6 voices, 2258 views, started Oct 14, 2011

    Posted on Friday, October 14, 2011 by Denise Richardson




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      HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK  

      When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her“...You need to pray at work.
      When someone comes in and announces, “office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f*x%x do they want now?“..... You need to pray at work.
      When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you sons of b*x
      x% $# turned off my computer?“..... You need to pray at work.
      When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, “well at my last office...,” and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
      When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, “what the h*x
      x%^ does she want now?” and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
      When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else’s work and the first thing that pops in your head is, “both of y‘all can kiss my a@@!!“.... You need to pray at work.
      When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, “sorry a## M#$ F&#s“........ You need to pray at work.
      If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone’s tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
      If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it’s going to lead to their life story .......You need to pray at work.
      If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!
      LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS





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          Tuliplady wrote Oct 14, 2011
        • estatic  When you think, “if one more customer orders off-menu, I’m going to carve their giblets out”  you need to pray at work.

          LOL!  I need to pray at work!!!!  And I do pray at work.  It’s all that has kept some people alive.



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          Denise Richardson wrote Oct 14, 2011
        • ROTFLMBO, I hear ya Tulip, girl it is a definite requirement for me to pray at work because of all the demons I work with lol.



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          Brimstone1968 wrote Oct 14, 2011
        • I am telling you I sure need to pray at work because some days I am sure if I donot pray I will murder someone.  I know I need to pray at work when I get on to start my shift and meet my patients wet and with poo, not changed into sleeping clothes and they looking all stressed out.  Lawd I sure do pray.



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          Diane17 wrote Oct 14, 2011
        • I am very blessed at my current job as a Daily bible reading arrives in my in-box along with a meditation.  Plus they have a Bible study every Wednesday.  And a prayer list that you can request prayers on and share praises.

          My project ends the end of this month and I will truly miss these blessings!



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          Donna Thomas wrote Oct 14, 2011
        • This was hilarious! I know all the beeped words from my last life, but this life I’m the prayer warrior praying so that they don’t kill themselves.



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          Tuliplady wrote Oct 15, 2011
        • Oh my, I told my co-workers about this last night.  Everyone laughed, but it was a very stressful night and I think we were all praying, “Just please God let me get thru it without killing anyone.”



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