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  • Humor for the heart

    16 posts, 8 voices, 623 views, started Jun 1, 2010

    Posted on Tuesday, June 1, 2010 by Karyn Olson




    • Pearl
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      Know any cute jokes...or need a laugh to lift your spirits? This is the place to be....happy





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          Karyn Olson wrote Jun 1, 2010
        • Hard to be good

          When I picked up my two boys from their last day of Vacation Bible School...I asked if they would like to attend next summer. “Yes, but I think next year should only be four days,” said my 5-yr old. Puzzled I asked him why. “Because it’s hard to be good five days in a row,” he replied.



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          Kathryn O'Hara wrote Jun 1, 2010
        • Yeah, it is hard for me to be good 5 days in a row too!



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          Karyn Olson wrote Jun 2, 2010
        • Sweet Revenge

          When my 3 yr old son opened up the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed toward the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, “I’m surprised at you, don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?”
          She smiled at me and replied, “I remember...”



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          Karyn Olson wrote Jun 3, 2010
        • A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have at least lost five pounds.”

          When the woman returned, she’d lost nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”

          The woman nodded.“I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

          “From hunger you mean?”

          “No, from skipping.”



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          Karyn Olson wrote Jun 4, 2010
        • Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower,
          shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful
          and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks
          everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and
          charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently
          to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.

          At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob,
          how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies,
          ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’ They are knocked
          over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how’d you persuade
          her to marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age‘, Bob
          replies. ‘What, did you tell her you were only 50?’
          Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’



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          Hbrose wrote Jun 4, 2010
        • LOL! great funnies, Karyn! estatic



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          Lisa Brown wrote Jun 4, 2010
        • Too funny!!!



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          Mztracy wrote Jun 5, 2010
        • love em all!!



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          Karyn Olson wrote Jun 28, 2010
        • Surprise Pregnancy

          Our six year old daughter, Annice, was excited that we were planning to have another baby. As her daddy was waving good bye from the car on the way out of town for a business trip, she shouted to him, “I hope mommy doesn’t get pregnant while you are out of town!”



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          Frannie1964 wrote Jun 28, 2010
        • LOL!!!  thanks for the laughsestatic Heres a laugh i got out of a magazine.

          Before the Easter sermon, the pastor called all the kids up to the alter. As they gathered around him, the pastor said to my 5 year old Chloe, “Thats a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?” Chloe leaned tword his clip-on microphone and said, “It’s my church dress because mom says it’s the most God-awful thing to iron.”



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          Frannie1964 wrote Jun 28, 2010
        • The things kids say

          Recently my 5-year old said she’d seen her older sister kissing a boy after school. Her sister replied, “We weren’t kissing! We just wanted to see If our freckles lined up!”



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          Frannie1964 wrote Jun 28, 2010
        • Kids are funny!

          My three-year old son, Julian, is crazy about animals, so one afternoon i took him to the pet store to look around. He loved the puppies, of course, and spent a while watching the fish in their tanks. But what really mesmerized him was the turtle. “Want me to take him out so you can pet him?” a clerk asked. Smiling, Julian nodded, then asked, “Will you take his backpack off so i can see his face?”



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          Karyn Olson wrote Jun 28, 2010
        • LOL...ever cute...thanks for sharing Frannie.



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