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  • Hypnotist at Senior Citizen Center

    2 posts, 2 voices, 775 views, started Jan 30, 2009

    Posted on Friday, January 30, 2009 by Daphne


    • Carnelian

      It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the
      Amazing Claude was topping the bill.  

      People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
      do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room,
      he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
      people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each
      and every member of the audience.”  

      The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
      beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.  

      “I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.  

      It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family
      for six generations.”  

      He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
      quietly chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch,
      watch the watch...”  

      The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
      light gleaming off its polished surface.  

      Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
      watch until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers
      and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred

      “SHIT!” said the hypnotist..  

      It took three days to clean up the senior center.


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