I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

I‘D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. ‘I’d  love to   be   eight again’ she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big   bowl    of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park:

 * The Death Slide

 * The Wall of Fear

 * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head  was   reeling and her stomach felt upside down.  

Right away they   journeyed  to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a   hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and   M&Ms   What a fabulous adventure!  

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto   the bed  exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile   and lovingly asked ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight  again?’  

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .

I   meant   my  dress size, you idiot!!