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  • I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

    6 posts, 6 voices, 849 views, started Jan 22, 2009

    Posted on Thursday, January 22, 2009 by Karyn Olson

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    • Pearl
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      I‘D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

      A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. ‘I’d  love to   be   eight again’ she replied.
      On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big   bowl    of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

      What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park:

       * The Death Slide

       * The Wall of Fear

       * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

      Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
      Her head  was   reeling and her stomach felt upside down.  

      Right away they   journeyed  to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a
      Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
      Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a   hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and   M&Ms   What a fabulous adventure!  

      Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto   the bed  exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile   and lovingly asked ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight  again?’  

      Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .

      I   meant   my  dress size, you idiot!!



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