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  • It's Tickle Me Tuesday!

    20 posts, 11 voices, 734 views, started Jun 15, 2010

    Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 by Denise Richardson




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      Good morning to all my FABULOUSLY 40 and BEYOND friends, I hope the start of your day is going well. I'm up and getting ready for work. I'm feeling pretty good in my spirit this morning and thought that this would be a great day for jokes. If you know of a good one share it with us today here to help get our day off to a great start there is nothing like laughter first thing in the morning to get those mood juices flowing, I hope you all have a great Tuesday!estatic







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          Veggie wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

          St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”

          St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”

          St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?" he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator....”



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          Linni wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • estaticestaticheart love it! lol



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          Mzd3 wrote Jun 15, 2010
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          Veggie wrote Jun 15, 2010


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          Vikki Hall wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Good Morning beautiful Ladies!



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          Hbrose wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Good morning ladies! ..Neicy, I love your tickle me Tuesday, could use lots of laughs today. I’ve been working alot the past few weeks ...all good stuff, just got so wrapped up in it all, now I’m gonna take a breather here and there throughout my week! And hopefully get back on track with my exercise routine. happy What’s in store today ladies?

          on another note...
          I really find these ads that randomly drop into our comments very annoying and somewhat rude. Don’t they know its not polite to drop in on someone’s personal comments!



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          Denise Critcher wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Veggie those two jokes just started my day Thank I needed that!heartheart
          Good morning Ladies,

          I just woke up about an hour ago, the dogs love to get up early. Why do dogs like to get up in the morning it not like they have jobs to go to!  

          Well, my day is to clean the house and pack I’m going to TX at the end of the week to find a house after this divorce goes though and I wanted to check out the area since I’ve never been there. My son is going to stay at the house for me and take care of these early morning dogs and my frog. Thank God for him, Bryan has been a blessing for me since I’ve been out here.

          I don’t have any jokes sorry ladies. Have a wonderful day.estaticestatic



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • The coffee still has not kicked in! I have lots to do today..... FIL will be here Friday so I have cleaning and shopping to do.

          Plus I need to do some weeding but it’s been sooooooo hot outsidetongue out



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          Momofthreeprincess wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Good morning Ladies.  I need a tickle me day.  I have a doctors appointment to take care of somthing that I put off to long.  Then if I feel up to it I am going to try to mow the grass that has been growing like crazy.  That is if it doesn’t rain.  You know sometimes people suprise you.  My cell phone went out this weekend so I was using my old one which hangs up on everyone.  Well Dipshit dropped off one of his old ones to Danielle at her work last night for me.  that really surprised me.  I had asked him if I could have it a few months ago when I started to have problems.  I am going to have to send him a text thanking him for it.  My Mama raised me right you know.



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Mof3 I hope all goes well at the docs..... and yep sometimes people can be surprising!



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          Marie66 wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Good Morning Ladies.. Late as always.. It’s a pretty morning here after the rain we finally got yesterday.. I opened the windows and letting the breeze in, love it!!

          Momof3 I hope everything goes well with the Dr and you day turns out good.. Yea, people can surprise you.. I’ve come to realize that myself..

          (((HUGZ)))



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Wow GM you still have your windows open?  

          I went out and weeded a bit, then ran to the store, now I’m drinking tons of water trying to cool off..... I think some cool bathroom tile is in my immediate futureestaticestatic



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          Momofthreeprincess wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • The doctor is sending me to a surgeon to have this checked out a bit further.  What a pain in the ass!



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          Cynthia Schmidt wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Just got back from a walk with a couple of girlfriends. Now, maybe some laundry and housework.



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • Sorry to hear that Mof3!

          I’m still cleaning.....



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          Msj wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • funnyjoke!



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          Momofthreeprincess wrote Jun 15, 2010
        • One sure fired way to piss off Kat:  Cook a health meal and when she complaines tell her your sorry for not cooking like her fathers GF.  McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Pizza hut etc.



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