Don't have an account? To participate in discussions consider signing up or signing in
facebook connect
Sign-up, its free! Close [x]

Benefits

  • okay Create lasting relationships with other like minded women.
  • okay Blogging, let your voice be heard!
  • okay Interact with other women through blogs,questions and groups.
  • okay Photo Album, upload your most recent vacation pictures.
  • okay Contests, Free weekly prize drawing.
  • okay Weekly Newsletter.

  • Jane and Dorothy

    +1
    Love it
    2 posts, 2 voices, 932 views, started Mar 16, 2011

    Posted on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 by Yana Berlin




    • Diamond
      Offline

      Jane and Dorothy are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

      Dorothy: What in the hell is that?
      Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
      Dorothy: Where did you get it?
      Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.  

      The next day, Dorothy hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

      The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

      ‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’

      +1
      Love it





  • IT'S TIME TO LAUGH! View Group »

    Anything to make us laugh!