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  • Leaky Spark Tube...the Mafia episode

    2 posts, 2 voices, 4284 views, started Oct 16, 2009

    Posted on Friday, October 16, 2009 by Deb Link


    • Garnett

      [Andy meets Michael and Dwight, dressed as a mechanic named Pat]
      Michael Scott: What are you wearing. Who’s Pat?

      Andy: If I’m gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I’m a mechanic with a tire thing.
      Dwight Schrute: Do you know how to use it?
      Andy: To change tires, no. But, it’s metal, I could hit somebody with it.
      Michael Scott: Let’s go, come on.
      [they start walking to the restaurant]
      Michael Scott: [under his breath] God...
      Andy: Should I change?
      Michael Scott: Forget it!
      Dwight Schrute: You‘re wearing loafers.
      Michael Scott: Forget it! [after short-circuiting the car]
      Andy: You got a leaky spark tube.
      Woman: What!
      Andy: So your car’s totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he’s great but uh, I can’t do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles. [stammers then walks away]


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