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  • Make me Laugh Monday!

    29 posts, 18 voices, 739 views, started Jul 26, 2010

    Posted on Monday, July 26, 2010 by Vikki Hall

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      Good Morning!

      To start our week off on a good note tell me a story from this past week that you found funny.



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • I was out visiting my stores with my boss. She was driving and talking on her cell. I was completely zoning!

          A cop pulls up next to us on the highway. We slow down and of course get pulled over.

          The cop does his thing but also lets us off with a warning.

          My boss proceeds to chat up Chadwick (that was his name)and ask if that was a zippered uniform shirt. He then demonstrats the zipper. She makes comment about how big he is and is he wearing a bullet proof vest.  

          So yes all of this has me giggling. But there’s more!!!!

          She proceeds to tell the cop that pulled us over on the highway clocked doing 84mph that “You look hot!” !!!!!!!!!

          I just about lost it then and I think he almost did.

          She recovered and offered him a warm bottle of water or green tea that has been in the backseat all day. He accepted, reached in the backseat took his water and escorted us back onto the highway.

          “You look hot!” had me going all week!!!



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          Lazylola wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • mmmm.....bought a watermelon, which my son dropped, so i had to cut it all up, i ordered up watermelon for lunch and dinner....not really funny, but that’s all i got....lol



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • BTW I am working from home today getting my week together.



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          Lazylola wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • LOL, good one Vikki...I’ll save that,maybe I can use it when I’m pulled over for hot footing it.



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          Lazylola wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • I’m on day 4 of aquatic therapy, that’ll be it for me...PT wears me out....well everything does...lol



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Wow! I’m sorry Rubyfrown But the bigger picture means it’s suppose to help right?
          I think for thos of us not going thru PT aquatic therapy sounds nice. I’m sure it’s not really.

          I am off to the gym and will BBL!



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Good Morning Everyone else! I know you‘re there lurking and sipping coffee......



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          Lazylola wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • I’ve lost so much muscle tone and I’m having to rebuild it. That and having horrible insomnia don’t help, I am making “No pain, no gain” my mantra while going through it...and with that being said I am off to PT, my therapist will not be in so I get someone else today. Have fun at the gym.

          Morning everyone else.heart



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          Nerissa wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Well I don’t know about you, but it’s funny to see me sitting on my front in the evening blowing bubbles. I have all kinds of wands and thing a ma bobs to blow them with too. My grandsons think they are for them, pshaw it’s all about me-when I was a little girl I loved blowing bubbles and as a big girl well they are right here with me Just call me Mrs. Lawrence Welkestatic



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          Nerissa wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • OHHHH Good Morning one and all-
          I’m getting coffee right now.tongue out



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          Dana Cappelletti wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Great story Vikki!  I would have been laughing so hard, I was crying!

          heart



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          Kyah wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • I’m home today, with a bad cold but with the help of some homeopathic stuff, I feel better than I did when I crawled out of work last Friday.

          I have a situation that cracked me up last week. I take 3 buses to get to and from work and on one of them last Thursday there was a man waiting on line dressed like a clown without the make up but everything else: red and orange striped clothes, bike horn hanging off his belt, big shoes and big bag of tricks. I walked by him, and did a double take, said to myself “okay, that’s something new.” He caught the same bus I did, and seats were at the minimum so he chose a seat next to a child about 2 years old, whose mother was sitting across from her. He asked if he could sit down, and the child looked him up and down then started to cry. Everyone cracked up laughing because the child reacted like most of us would have wanted to! The lady beside me snickered along with me the entire trip because hey, I’ve seen a lot of stuff on the bus but a clown was not the norm!



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • I love the stories!

          Kyah I hope you feel betterhappy

          Mrs Lawerence Welk I would love to join you on your porch and blow bubbles too! We could call it a bubble partyestaticestaticestatic



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          Nerissa wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • YEAH! we could celebrate with sparkling wine or champagne with big strawberries too-Hey nothings to good for us bubble blowers estatic



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          Momofthreeprincess wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Its Monday.  I had a good weekend.  The girls are with their father for the weekend at a family reunon for the GF family.  They are suppose to get back tonight or early tomorrow.  I spent some time with BF at the beach.  It was a nice day.  I am planning to take the girls there before school starts.  I know that they will enjoy it.



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          Cynthia Schmidt wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Hi girls. Kyah I hope you feel better soon.

          Ruby, I dropped a small seedless watermelon the other day and had to cut it all up. It looked weird.  

          It’s very early here, 5:30 AM. Joe had to get up at 4:00 to take his daughter downtown to face a misdemeaner charge that she failed to take care of. That girl has been a mess to deal with over here.

          I just finished a short yoga practice - I’m very out of shape in the flexibility department. Now I think I’m going to go for a walk.

          Have a wonderful morning all. I’ll check back in a little later.



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          MaryAnne Carrier-Harrison wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Hello Ladies,

          Not much happened this weekend-spent lots of time with my husband.

          Busy week- I hope everyone has a great day!

          Coffee is soo good this morning..

          MaryAnneestatic



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          Linni wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • hello everyone! its monday and im alive and thats a good thing! lol

          its going to be a busy week, but things need to be done..

          will be on and off when i can!

          heart



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          Seabreeze87 wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • No funny story to tell. Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Monday!!!



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          Cocofix41 wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • My son was in the car with me and really being a little monster so i gave him my usual warning that he was on a roll and had better watch his tone of voice with me or no tv so he says to me while pointing at me in the rear view mirror

          IM NOT IN A ROLL MOMMY!! NO!! NOT A ROLL!

          I had to pretend to be coughing from laughing out loud.



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          Tuliplady wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Hello and Happy Monday everybody.  It was a wild weekend here what with the storm and cleanup and all.

          I’ll have to tell you a funny story that happened Friday as the storm was going on.  I have a friend who called me “unflappable” once.  I hope he was lookinng down from heaven Friday night cuz i was in a flap!!!  I had bread ready to go in the oven when the storm hit except the electricity went out.  So I’m running around the house with a loaf pan in each hand trying to figure out where to set it where it wouldn’t get hit by flying glass if the windows broke.  Hmmm, seems to me with hindsight that the logical spot would have been to set it in the oven, NOT on the entertainment center.  LOL!!!!



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          Rose Nino wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • LOL! Wow those are some stories.  

          Nothing funny on this end just keeping super busy. I feel like I’ve been on the phone all day. But either way, haveing a blast. I do what I love and love what I do. Anyway, hope everyone has a great rest of the afternoon/evening. estatic

          heartestaticheart



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          Vikki Hall wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • TL that IS funny!



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          Msj wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • to Vikki, if I would have said you look hot to a cop I would have been arrested for solicitation !  

          Just my luck!



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          Momofthreeprincess wrote Jul 26, 2010
        • Vikki your boss is as bad as my oldest daughter.  She was stopped a few weeks ago because one of the guys that was in her car threw out a gum wrapper.  The officer said it looked like they were trying to throw out drugs.  Any way durning the stop they are searching her car and she hands the officer a trash bag and tells him thanks for the help cleaning it out.  He asked her why were there so many books in her car and she told him that she was a college student and couldn’t part with them.  “You never know when it just might come in handy to know how to spilt an atom or mix together some chemicals.”  She was let go with a simple warning about littering.



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